The Time We Faced Doom (Skit)

MF Doom

Compositor: Daniel Dumile Thompson

When this reporter babe get here
She gon' be on our tip, man
You know she gon' wanna write about me and my man here
All kind of long articles and stuff

Flash Message Top Secret Ultra

Yeah, and when she does, and she puts his picture in the paper
That's gonna be the end, secret exposed
His face, for everyone to see man, that's the wack, you know

Ears Only

Yo, man, what the fuck you talkin' 'bout, man?
That's gon' get my man big fame, man, cash money too

Arrange Temporary Transfer This Agency

Yo, but what about money? Yeah
If I do this interview, will, you know, will I get paid for it?

Metal Face DOOM

Hell yeah, man! You gon' get G, man!

Your Concurrence in the Above Is Assumed

Yo, where do you get your information from?
She gonna get paid
You don't get paid for an interview and shit
You don't get paid for that
Yeah, he'll come out in it, but he's not gonna get money

Notify MF, KMD, GYP, CM
Effective Immediately

Yeah, but that's true, what he said, man
I don't, I don't want my picture in the papers

Look, man, I know how the publicity machine works

Top Secret Ultra End of Message

She gonna get cash money for this
You might not get the money, like, right now
But you gon' have money like Barry White, man!
You can do all kind of crazy shit you wanna do
When you get this publicity, man

Um, huh, m

Now, who will be the first to tell me of a past adventure?

I ain't sayin' nothing

Why don't you tell him about the time we faced Doom?

Alright! Well, as I remember
Doom had threatened the world leaders
With destruction of every major city on Earth

Headquarters

Good evening!

Would you believe it? It's Doom on the phone!

What's on your evil mind?

Hold your insulting tongue and mark my words well
I have plotted my revenge on you
Now I shall have it!
Bid farewell to your friends!

Doom hates us all, but in his warped mind
He has a personal score to settle with me

Operation: Doomsday